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♪ Try a little tenderness

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♪ Yeah, yeah

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Adult Dean: Teaching us kids

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about male/female relationships
wasn't something

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that was on grown folks' agenda
in the '60s.

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Kids were to be seen
and not heard.

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Especially at the
"Blue Light Special" parties

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my parents had been throwing
since they were all

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"on the yard" together
at Tuskegee AandM.

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[ Leon Gibson's "Do the Roller"
plays ]

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[ Cheering ]

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♪♪

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♪ Come on, everybody

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♪ Let's do the Roller

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♪ I've got it

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♪ You get it

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Hey, Bruce!
I'm empty!

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Adult Dean: My brother, Bruce,
being the oldest,

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was given certain tasks.

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♪ Do you like it?

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♪ I like it

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♪ Come on, baby

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♪ Let's do the Roller

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♪ Baby, do the Roller

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Unh-unh. What do you think
you're doing?

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I just want to see
what's going on.

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Girl, stop being fast
and get back to your room.

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But Bruce --
But nothing.

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If you don't get back in
that house right now --

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Ugh.

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Ooh, now that girl thinks
she grown, huh? [ Door slams ]

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Mm-hmm.
She gets it from her grandmama.

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Ah.
And not her mama?

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[ Both chuckle ]

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Adult Dean:
Who needed sexy dancing

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when you have baseball cards?

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I can't wait to be old enough
to know what they do out there.

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Why?
They're grownups.

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They don't know
what real fun is.

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♪ Come on, baby

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Whoa.

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Manager cards.

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Ugh!

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Dean: Okay, Cory, if you trade
Brad your Jim Fregosi,

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Brad can trade Sam
his Bill Freeman,

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and I'll just take
this Hank Aaron, I guess.

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I think we have a deal here,
fellas.

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Wait,
who are you giving up?

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Well, I really don't
want to do this,

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but I guess I can get rid of
my Bert Campaneris.

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Who's Bert Campaneris?

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Who's Bert Campaneris?
[ Chuckles ]

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Only the utility infielder
for the Oakland A's

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that hit .232
with four doubles

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and six hit by pitches
last season.

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I don't know, man.

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My mom told me not to
trade with you anymore

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after you took that
Willie Mays card off my hand

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because he "ruined it"
by signing it.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Am I trading with Cory
or Cory's mom?

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Do you ask your mom
to cut your steak, too?

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Well, yeah, actually.

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She does it the best.

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I'll take
the Bert Campaneris.

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Finally.
Someone who's his own man.

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Now, let's see,
who do I want in return?

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Carl Yes-sturm-ski?

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That's a weird name.

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Guess I could take this one
off your hands.

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Adult Dean:
The next day, I couldn't wait to get back to school

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and unload
my Marv Throneberry card.

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What gives? You guys trading
baseball cards without me...?

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♪♪

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Baseball cards are for boys,
Dean.

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These...
These are for men.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Seeing those magazines
gave me a feeling

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no baseball card ever could.

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Until then, the raciest thing
I'd seen

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was employees
changing the clothes

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on a female mannequin
at Woolworths.

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And frankly, its lack of detail

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left me with more questions
than answers.

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Where did you guys
get these?

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From our dads'
secret stashes.

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If I don't see it,
it's not a sin.

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Hmm.

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You've seen nudie magazines
before, right?

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Of course he has.

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Yes, of course.

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Why's he sweating so much?

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A fever?

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Lucky for him,
his wife's a nurse.

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I'd never felt this way before.

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It was exciting,
titillating, taboo.

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But I had to play it cool
in front of the guys.

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[ Groans ]

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Which became a lot easier

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after Hampton passed out.

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He's fine.

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This happened
in biology class, too.

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♪♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh

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♪ And I know

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♪ Ohh

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♪ Through the highs
and the lows ♪

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♪ I'mma find my way home

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Mom? Dad?

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You guys home from work yet?

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♪♪

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In the '60s, you could
count on Black men

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for all kinds of things.

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Being able to dress.

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Being able to fix a car.

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Unfortunately,
you could also count on them

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to know exactly
where to hide things.

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Instead of a will,
my dad left us a map.

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♪♪

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Getting warmer.

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♪♪

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Getting colder.

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Boy, was I wrong.

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I was determined to find
his stash of magazines.

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Wow. All the drawings

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and homemade cards
we'd given them over the years.

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♪♪

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Mr. Giggles? Wait.

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Mama told me he moved to a farm

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after I dropped him
in the toilet that time.

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[ Sighs ] The betrayal.

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♪♪

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Wow. So many memories.

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So many precious --

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Oh, boobs.

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Jackpot.

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I mean, sure, these were pretty
tame by today's standards,

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but back then, nothing was
hotter thanMahogany Love.

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♪♪

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Stay out of grown folks'
business, Mr. Giggles.

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♪♪

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I just couldn't wait to show
them the magazines I found.

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Hampton was definitely
gonna pass out again.

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'Sup, fellas?

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Who wants to do less talking,
and more looking,

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know what I'm saying?
Boys: Whoa!

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Whoa, Dean!
Nice!

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Shh!
Keep it down.

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Haven't you ever seen
a girlie magazine before?

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Well, what are you
waiting for?

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Let's see 'em.

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Be cool.

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Hey, Dean.

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Did you get...
taller?

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Naw, baby.

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Just more mature.

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Eh, eh. Yeah.

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What the hell was that?

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♪♪

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-Wow.
-Whoa.

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-Awesome.
-Cool!

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-Man.
-What?

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Guys, should we be
hogging the bathroom?

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You know,
in case someone has to go?

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Wow. These are even better
than Brett's.

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Yeah.
Great job, Dean.

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These are primo.
It's the good stuff.

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My dad would leave my mom
if he saw this.

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Yeah.
My dad's a real pervert.

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What you guys looking at?

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Let's see this.

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Oh, wow.

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That's the good stuff!

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-[ Chuckles ]
-Yeah.

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Hey, whose are these?

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Mine.

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Righteous.
Gimme some skin.

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[ Bell rings ]

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Ah, that's the bell.

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I'm on duty now.

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Fun's over, boys.

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I'm gonna have to
confiscate these magazines.

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What?
Confiscate?

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What happened to
righteous?

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And the skin
we gave each other?

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Sorry.
That was "Fun Mike."

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Now I'm "Hall Monitor Mike."

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Hall Monitor Mike knows

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that this is a violation
of school policy.

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Come on.
I was busted.

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I knew this meant a trip
to the principal's office.

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But I couldn't show fear
in front of the guys.

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Which, again,
Hampton made easier.

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[ Groans ]
[ Thud ]

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He's fine.
This happened in detention, too.

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♪♪

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Well,
I'm so sorry again.

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Thanks
for letting me know.

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Don't worry. This boy gonna get
a good talking to.

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You know, I had to call

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because the school has
a very clear policy on this,

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but, uh,
boys will be boys.

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And, uh,
this is the good stuff.

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You usually have to go to
a liquor store to find these.

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That response is to be expected
in a decade

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when "mechanic" was
a viable career path

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to junior high principal.

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There was one more.

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♪♪

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[ Sighs ]

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♪♪

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So...we need to talk about
what just happened.

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Here it comes.
The pre-whooping talk,

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where they explain why
theyhave to whoop you

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and pretend like
they don't enjoy it.

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Daddy, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to --

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How 'bout we keep what happened
between us men?

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Really?

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This was the first time my dad
ever referred to me as a man.

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[ Engine starts ]
I felt like he had given me admission

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into the most super-secret club
there is.

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♪♪

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[ Glasses clink ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Drink it in, Dean.

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You're in "The Club" now.

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♪ A good time, baby

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♪ Have myself a good time,
baby ♪

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Ahh.

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♪ Have myself a good time,
yeah ♪

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[ Both laugh ]

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♪ Alright

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Adult Dean: Now that I'd seen
those photos of naked women,

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I couldn't focus on anything
anymore.

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You're thinking about
what my boobs look like,

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aren't you, Dean?

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No.
I swear I wasn't.

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That's not
why I risked my life

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saving thousands
of innocent lives.

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Pull yourself together.

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Bill: Going to the store.
Back in 20.

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♪♪

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Dean!

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What the hell
are you doing?

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Uh...
please don't be mad at Dad.

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He told me not to
look at his magazines.

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Your father
knows about this?

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And he said
these were his?

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He said it's just
between us men.

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Oh, he did, did he?

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Well, looks like the three of us
need to have a little talk.

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I hadn't been in
the man club for a day,

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and I'd already committed
the cardinal sin

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of letting Mama know
about Dad's secret stash.

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♪ Well, I'm walkin'
and walkin' ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm walkin'
in the rain ♪

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♪♪

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Man: It's a shame
he ain't ready.

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And then he told me
they were your magazines

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and this was supposed to
be between the men.

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Oh, so you did
hear that part.

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00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:27,238
I know I wasn't
supposed to do it.

263
00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:29,169
I know they're dirty.

264
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:31,341
[ Sighs ] I tried to think
about other things,

265
00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:34,479
but I couldn't get those
pictures out of my head.

266
00:10:34,479 --> 00:10:37,100
Stupid sexy Harriet Tubman.

267
00:10:38,996 --> 00:10:42,238
Okay, let's get
one thing clear, Dean.

268
00:10:42,238 --> 00:10:45,169
The feelings that you have
when you see those magazines

269
00:10:45,169 --> 00:10:47,100
are natural.

270
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,824
They are not dirty.

271
00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:51,169
I don't want you
to ever feel guilty

272
00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:54,859
or ashamed of
what you're feeling.

273
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:59,859
So, I think it's time that
we talk with you about sex.

274
00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,548
Adult Dean: Maybe it was time
for me to die.

275
00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:03,341
Can't we just whoop the boy
like God intended?

276
00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:05,203
Yeah, Mama,
I'll take the whooping.

277
00:11:05,203 --> 00:11:07,548
I'd rather
us talk about it. [ Sighs ]

278
00:11:07,548 --> 00:11:09,376
Why do you always
wanna talk?

279
00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:11,996
Women don't know anything
about this stuff.

280
00:11:11,996 --> 00:11:13,203
What stuff?

281
00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:16,065
Nudie magazines
and stuff.

282
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,996
Those magazines
aren't your father's.

283
00:11:21,996 --> 00:11:23,893
They're mine.

284
00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:25,686
[ Rumbling]

285
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,272
At that moment, it felt like
time almost stood still.

286
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,893
[ Speaking in slow-motion ]

287
00:11:30,893 --> 00:11:34,031
[ High-pitched ringing]

288
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,824
Why would you want to look at
magazines like those?

289
00:11:40,824 --> 00:11:42,272
You remember when
your father would be

290
00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:44,272
on the road with the band
a lot?

291
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:46,272
Well, I would miss him.

292
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,652
Are there pictures of him
in those magazines?

293
00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:51,824
No.
Not exactly.

294
00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:54,445
But there are
pictures of couples.

295
00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:57,445
And some of the men would
remind me of your dad.

296
00:11:57,445 --> 00:11:59,514
We even used to
look at them together.

297
00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:01,824
So, you don't anymore?

298
00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:04,307
I guess we haven't
in a while.

299
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,996
Why'd you stop?

300
00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:08,721
Well -- Well, you all
were getting older

301
00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:10,686
and we both were
pretty busy with work.

302
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:14,445
Yeah, you know,
with teaching and tenure.

303
00:12:14,445 --> 00:12:18,686
And I was going up for that
new promotion, more hours...

304
00:12:18,686 --> 00:12:22,238
So, all that makes you not
miss each other anymore?

305
00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:27,272
That's not important.

306
00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:28,617
I just want you to
understand

307
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,514
that this is all normal
and healthy.

308
00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:33,134
For men and women.

309
00:12:33,134 --> 00:12:35,307
O-Okay.

310
00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:36,652
Good.

311
00:12:36,652 --> 00:12:38,203
Any more questions?

312
00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:40,031
Great. Now that that's done,
who wants dinner?

313
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:42,031
Well, since you asked,

314
00:12:42,031 --> 00:12:45,652
I didoverhear some older kids
talking the other day.

315
00:12:45,652 --> 00:12:47,307
[ Sighs ]

316
00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:48,824
What's a period?

317
00:12:48,824 --> 00:12:50,583
Damn it, Lillian!

318
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,617
Okay. A period...

319
00:12:52,617 --> 00:12:55,548
In the '60s, most women
didn't openly talk about sex,

320
00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,893
but Mama was always
ahead of the curve.

321
00:12:57,893 --> 00:12:59,859
She was the first Black woman
in her hometown

322
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,514
to learn how to drive.

323
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,927
She was the first Black woman
in her hometown

324
00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:04,755
to go to college.

325
00:13:04,755 --> 00:13:06,617
And I can't prove this one,
but I'm fairly certain

326
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:08,617
she was the first Black woman
in the neighborhood

327
00:13:08,617 --> 00:13:11,583
to own a cardboard box
chock-full of porn.

328
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:16,721
One day, there is going to be
a woman that you love,

329
00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:18,996
and knowing this
about the opposite sex

330
00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:23,686
is gonna make you a more open
and caring partner.

331
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:26,548
Most men have no idea
about the female sex drive,

332
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,376
and I don't want you
to turn out like them.

333
00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:30,100
True.

334
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,514
Wait, in this scenario,

335
00:13:31,514 --> 00:13:33,686
is Dean most men,
or am I?

336
00:13:33,686 --> 00:13:35,272
All I'm saying is
I know this isn't

337
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,859
what you were expecting to hear
from a woman,

338
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,514
especially your mom,

339
00:13:38,514 --> 00:13:40,686
but I don't think
it's too much for me to ask

340
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:45,514
that my son grow up to be
a caring and tender man.

341
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:49,514
♪♪

342
00:13:49,514 --> 00:13:51,169
I'll be taking these.

343
00:13:51,169 --> 00:13:53,479
Aren't you forgetting the
"just like his father" part?

344
00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:55,652
"Just like your father."

345
00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,686
It was implied.

346
00:13:57,686 --> 00:14:07,583
♪♪

347
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,686
Mom and Dad gave you the talk,
didn't they?

348
00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,203
What talk?

349
00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:14,272
The "Let's ruin the fun of
thinking about sex" talk.

350
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:16,686
Yeah,
it was pretty weird.

351
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:19,100
Yeah, they gave me the same one
a few years ago.

352
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:23,341
Yeah.
Mama said that the dirty ma--

353
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:27,583
I mean "adult" magazines
I found were hers.

354
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,824
Wait,
Mom has nudie magazines?

355
00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:31,859
The same mom that made me
get baptized again

356
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,272
for wearing a bikini?

357
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,238
Oh, she got baptized again,
alright,

358
00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:37,548
but trust me, it wasn't just
about the bikini.

359
00:14:37,548 --> 00:14:39,376
What else
did they tell you?

360
00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:41,686
That the baby
comes out the --

361
00:14:41,686 --> 00:14:42,859
Ugh. Yeah.

362
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:44,410
Ouch.

363
00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:46,410
And that if you don't use
birth control, you get a --

364
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:50,100
Bruce.
[ Both laugh ]

365
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,548
But did Dad warn you
that not even the pill

366
00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,031
will keep a girl from
getting pregnant

367
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,065
if she has sex before
she graduates college?

368
00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:57,996
No.

369
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,203
Of course he didn't.

370
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,927
He saved the lies for me.

371
00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:03,065
Ugh. Dad!

372
00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:06,548
I had been equipped with
knowledge much beyond my years.

373
00:15:06,548 --> 00:15:09,859
And with great knowledge comes
great responsibility.

374
00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:13,031
Responsibility to show
my friends how much I knew.

375
00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:15,859
Wait, so when are we gonna
get our periods?

376
00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:18,376
No, you idiot.
It's for girls.

377
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,652
How did you
find all this out?

378
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,031
My mom told me.

379
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,996
You talk about this
with your mom?

380
00:15:22,996 --> 00:15:24,893
Yep. She said that
girls like guys

381
00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:26,617
who know this kind of stuff,

382
00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:28,824
and she wants to make sure
I'm a good husband one day.

383
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,548
I bet you guys
didn't even know

384
00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:32,514
girls look at
these magazines, too.

385
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,100
No way!
Oh, yeah. It's true.

386
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,376
Women look at them because it
reminds them of their husbands.

387
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:39,859
Together: Ohhhh.

388
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,583
Now that I had
clearly surpassed

389
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,169
the studly-ness of the guys,

390
00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:44,790
I thought I'd take
what I learned from Mama

391
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:47,065
and use it to help me
get closer to Keisa.

392
00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:49,445
She was about to see
just how knowledgeable I was

393
00:15:49,445 --> 00:15:51,859
about women and their urges.

394
00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,203
Hey, Keisa,

395
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,100
you're never gonna believe
what I just found out.

396
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,859
What I didn't
expect to find out

397
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,996
was how hard
Keisa's right cross was.

398
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:06,031
[ Gasps ]
Dean, what happened?

399
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,307
All I did was tell everybody
the stuff you told me.

400
00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:12,376
♪♪

401
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,203
Mrs. Williams.

402
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:18,962
♪♪

403
00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:25,031
So, as I told you each
on the phone,

404
00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:26,859
we caught Dean sharing

405
00:16:26,859 --> 00:16:30,859
an awful lot of detailed
personals with Keisa.

406
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,272
Well, I just want to say

407
00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:34,445
how embarrassed we are
at Dean's actions.

408
00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:36,859
Well, unfortunately,
that doesn't change the fact

409
00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:40,859
that my little girl was forced
to listen to that smut.

410
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,617
Where did he even
hear this filth?

411
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:45,721
Who knows? Boys will be boys.
[ Chuckles ]

412
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:48,169
He claimed
he heard it from you.

413
00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:49,376
Thank you.

414
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,341
How are you
raising your children?

415
00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:54,548
Now because of you, not only was
my daughter exposed to...

416
00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:56,927
Ears!

417
00:16:56,927 --> 00:16:59,238
...[Whispers] sex,

418
00:16:59,238 --> 00:17:01,617
[Normal voice] now my wife has
to sit here and hear about it.

419
00:17:01,617 --> 00:17:03,031
There's no telling
what perverse thoughts

420
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:05,203
this puts in Keisa's mind.

421
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,100
She could be
scarred for life,

422
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,996
all because your little boy
want to sit and expose her

423
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,410
to things he saw in...

424
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:14,686
Ears!

425
00:17:14,686 --> 00:17:17,410
...[Whispers]
pornographies.

426
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:20,238
All I wanted was for my mom
to set this guy straight.

427
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,927
I wanted her to explain to him

428
00:17:21,927 --> 00:17:23,548
the same thing
she explained to me --

429
00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:25,824
that it's not dirty,
it's all normal.

430
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:28,341
Well, some of the ratios
of the women

431
00:17:28,341 --> 00:17:30,859
in the middle pages
may not have been normal.

432
00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:34,686
I'm sorry you have to sit here
and hear all this...talk.

433
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,514
Get him, Mama.

434
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,479
Tell him how women like
this stuff, too.

435
00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:41,272
I'm so,
so sorry, too.

436
00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,514
But when Mama didn't
put him in his place,

437
00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:45,686
I began to understand why.

438
00:17:45,686 --> 00:17:47,445
Keisa's dad was an example

439
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:50,514
of the type of man
my mama didn't want me to be.

440
00:17:50,514 --> 00:17:53,065
As awful as I thought
my family's talk was,

441
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:55,169
I realized
it wasn't nearly as bad

442
00:17:55,169 --> 00:17:57,721
as the talk Keisa's family
wasn't having.

443
00:17:57,721 --> 00:18:00,065
And in that moment,
I was so proud

444
00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:02,065
to have a membership card
in Mama's club.

445
00:18:02,065 --> 00:18:03,617
How 'bout
I take Dean home

446
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:06,927
and give him a good,
long talking to.

447
00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:09,410
Maybe let your husband
handle it.

448
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:11,238
Thank you
for the advice.

449
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:20,790
♪♪

450
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,479
Now, there's no need to tell
your father about all this.

451
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:25,100
♪♪

452
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,272
Really?

453
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,065
Even sexually liberated women

454
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,238
hate hearing their husbands
say, "I told you so."

455
00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:34,410
♪♪

456
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,238
As good as it felt for my
friends to think I was mature,

457
00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:40,031
it felt even better for my
parents to treat me that way.

458
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,548
[ Radio changing stations ]

459
00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:43,548
Don't you touch that radio, boy.
You ain't grown.

460
00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:45,341
Yes, ma'am.

461
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,169
Julia: And I'm dedicated
to my profession

462
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,376
and skilled in it,
and what's more,

463
00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:51,514
I can handle even
the most exacting demands

464
00:18:51,514 --> 00:18:52,893
of a mean, gruff...
[ Lillian laughs ]

465
00:18:52,893 --> 00:18:54,652
...old man with
the heartwarming manners

466
00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,548
of a wounded moose.

467
00:18:56,548 --> 00:19:00,341
♪♪

468
00:19:00,341 --> 00:19:04,031
[ Bill and Lillian laughing ]

469
00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,721
Adult Dean: Oh, no.

470
00:19:05,721 --> 00:19:08,272
I caught my parents
looking at porn.

471
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,238
If this was the Old Testament,
we'd all be stoned.

472
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:12,927
Lillian: Dean?

473
00:19:12,927 --> 00:19:14,100
What are you doing?

474
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,583
Uh...

475
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,755
just staying out of
grown folks' business.

476
00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:19,376
Well, come on down here
and look at

477
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:21,445
how handsome your father looked
on our wedding day.

478
00:19:21,445 --> 00:19:23,652
I better have.
That suit cost half a Buick.

479
00:19:23,652 --> 00:19:25,203
[ Laughs ]
[ Doorbell rings ]

480
00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:26,652
Oh, wow.

481
00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:27,996
Oh, look at the time.

482
00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:30,755
People must
already be here.

483
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,927
[ "Nothing Worse Than Being
Alone" by The Ad Libs playing ]

484
00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:35,272
Girl, when's the last time
you had one of these?

485
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:36,721
It's been a while,
for sure.

486
00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:38,065
Mm.

487
00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:39,548
Coach Long: [ Laughs ]
Oh, watch it now.

488
00:19:39,548 --> 00:19:41,617
Hey, hey, don't mess around

489
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:42,996
and have no more babies
over here.

490
00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:44,652
[ Laughter ]

491
00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,583
♪ ...stick with you 'cause

492
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,169
♪ Nothing's worse
than being alone ♪

493
00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:50,686
♪ In spite of the heartaches

494
00:19:50,686 --> 00:19:51,721
♪ I'll have to suffer through

495
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,686
Bill: Dean!
I'm empty!

496
00:19:53,686 --> 00:19:55,445
Adult Dean: This was it.

497
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,755
I'd finally gotten the call
to the Big Leagues.

498
00:19:57,755 --> 00:19:59,617
My hands were shaking
nervously,

499
00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:01,927
but thankfully, that just
helped mix the drink more.

500
00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:04,927
Don't you care
what they're doing out there?

501
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:06,548
Why?
They're grownups.

502
00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:08,514
Everything they do
is boring.

503
00:20:08,514 --> 00:20:13,514
♪ I could find someone else,
but no one else♪

504
00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:15,445
Adult Dean: It took me
many years to truly appreciate

505
00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:17,238
what our little talk
did for me,

506
00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:19,962
but thanks to my mom and dad,
I wouldn't grow up to be

507
00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:22,927
a person with his head buried
in the sand like Keisa's dad,

508
00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:25,514
or countless others
I'd encounter over the years.

509
00:20:25,514 --> 00:20:27,893
Thanks to them,
I'd grow up to be

510
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,341
a tender, caring man,
like Mama wanted.

511
00:20:31,341 --> 00:20:32,721
And as it turned out,

512
00:20:32,721 --> 00:20:34,583
someone her future
daughter-in-law

513
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,927
appreciated, too.
♪ And stick with you 'cause

514
00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:40,169
♪ Nothing's worse
than being alone ♪

515
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:43,548
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